Me and Lauren watched Parts I and II in their entirety tonight. And you know what, we just learned a whole lot. You wouldn't believe it.
-Do you know what to do in a knife fight?
-Do you know what to do when someone throws a glass in your face? Let's say one of your drunk friends?
-Do you know what to do when you're cornered against a certain piece of furniture in a bar and someone throws a glass in your face? Let's say one of your drunk friends?
-Did you realize there would be two different maneuvers depending on the above situation? Well there are EVEN MORE of them. Maybe you should know a few.
-Did you realize that pepper could be thrown in your eyes during a fight in a restaurant and then you would be blinded? Permanently blinded?
-Are you aware that if someone has just sliced open your wrist in a knife fight, that you can squirt the blood in their eyes and then they would be blinded? Temporarily blinded? Maybe you didn't think of that.
-Are you aware that every one of your friends will attack you at some point in your life whether it be with their foot to your groin or hotsauce in your eyes or a lamp in your face?
-Do you know that violence is not the answer?
Someday I will document his life story. But I fear the world is not yet ready for BAS RUTTEN: TWO EYES FOR AN EYE.